Doesn't that look yummy? Well get your stinking paws off that Chili Dog you damn dirty human! Two no-no's...Hot Dogs and Chili, a gastronomic explosion just waiting to happen. 'Nuff said.
I know it's the movies and it's probably the only time you ever have popcorn, but I don't care. Eating this bucket of popcorn will lead to a desire to drink a beverage, and that's my do not eat numbers one and two! Buttery, salty and delicious...and evil, perfectly matched with that ridiculous plastic commemorative cup offered at the concession stand. Don't do it! You will be tempted to eat the entire bucket and drink the whole cup by the time the first trailer appears on screen. What do you think is going to happen? You're gonna try and hold it for as long as you can, then when your kidneys start to convulse you'll barely be able to walk to the bathroom, probably tripping before you get there, smashing your face on the floor and you'll be unconscious. Now do you want that to happen?